Welcome back, Hans.
Can we get a Frozen sequel centred around Hans and the “punishment” he endures once he returns to The Southern Isles? And how his family eventually feels bad for how terrible they’ve treated him and made him feel? Where there’s a happy ending, reteaching us the importance of family and love?
Because I truly believe Hans needs this.
NO! What the heck? Hans LITERALLY WAS GOING TO KILL TWO PEOPLE. He doesn’t need a HAPPY ENDING, he needs actual honest to God JAIL TIME. He was a predator! He took advantage of the fact that Anna was DESPERATE for love, he took advantage of the fact that Elsa THOUGHT she was doing the right thing, and he played them BOTH. HE TOLD ELSA HER SISTER WAS /DEAD/. She was on the way, sure, bUT FOR FUCKS SAKE, he lied to her to make her EASIER TO MURDER. He doesn’t need hugs and a happy fucking ending, he’s a sociopath.
Also, why this assumption his family ever treated him poorly? If anything, Hans acts like a guy used to getting what he wants. You know, A GUY WHO DOESN’T TAKE NO FOR AN ANSWER? Even if his brothers teased him when they were little, Hans acts like a guy who is used to getting whatever he wants, and when Elsa said no, it spelled out her death. Even when she HADN’T said no yet, he planned an “accident’. That wasn’t a break your legs accident, for fucks sake, he meant to kill her.
HANS DOESN’T DESERVE YOUR PITY. For FUCKS SAKE.
I think we can all agree Hans is hot and all, but that doesn’t change the fact that he’s an irredeemable, sadistic, sociopathic murderer. It doesn’t matter if his mommy was mean to him. Look, Cinderella had an evil stepmother and sisters who made her a literal slave her entire life, but she didn’t plan to seduce and murder her prince, now did she?